#TradeWar
The Art of the Trade War
#TradeWar
The Art of the Trade War
Trade wars are like awkward family feuds, but instead of yelling at Thanksgiving dinner, politicians slap each other with tariffs like they're in a passive-aggressive game of economic dodgeball. One country raises steel tariffs, another retaliates with a cheese embargo, and suddenly world leaders are arguing over dairy like it's a geopolitical episode of MasterChef. Meanwhile, politicians give dramatic speeches about "protecting national interests," which loosely translates to, "We have no idea what we’re doing, but it sounds patriotic." In the end, nobody wins—except maybe smugglers and black market avocado dealers.
Global Markets Plummet as Trump's Tariffs Spark Fears of Worldwide Recession
- Monday, 07 April 2025

Global financial markets plunged on Monday following US President Donald Trump’s tariffs on imports, sparking fears of a worldwide recession. The Nikkei 225 index in Japan fell 7.8%, while Hong Kong shares plummeted more than 13% in their worst day since the 1997 Asian financial crisis. Other major indexes also suffered significant losses, including Singapore's benchmark index, which dropped 6.8%, South Korea's Kospi, which lost 4.4%, and Australia's S&P/ASX 200, which fell more than six%. European stock futures also pointed to further losses, with Trump refusing to lift the tariffs unless foreign governments pay "a lot of money".
Recession Odds Soar: Trump Tariffs Trigger 'Black Monday' Fears, 62% Chance of Economic Downturn
- Monday, 07 April 2025

According to Polymarket, the odds of the US plunging into recession this year have spiked to 62% due to President Trump’s latest round of international tariffs. The odds rose from 39% to 49% after the tariff announcement on April 2 and reached a high of 66% on Sunday, indicating a two-thirds chance of an impending recession. The market fears are reminiscent of "Black Monday" in 1987, with investors bracing for another major sell-off.
Trump's Tariffs Trigger 'Orange Monday' as Stocks Plummet and Conservative Icon Dave Portnoy Loses $20M
- Monday, 07 April 2025
Conservative icon Dave Portnoy ranted against Donald Trump on a live stream, saying he lost $20 million since trade obstacles were announced and referred to it as "Orange Monday" due to Trump's complexion. He criticized Trump's decision, which he claimed crashed the stock market, and brought up how Trump bragged about his golf game over the weekend.
Starmer Vows to Support UK Industries Hit by Trump Tariffs
- Monday, 07 April 2025
Keir Starmer vowed that the UK will "shape history" as he promised to support British industries struggling due to Donald Trump’s tariffs. At a Jaguar Land Rover plant in the West Midlands, Starmer relaxed rules on buying hybrid cars by delaying a ban for five years and pledged to reduce "stifling bureaucracy" across other industries. He assured the audience that the government will back them "to the hilt", stating that these are challenging times but he is committed to supporting them.