#TradeWar
The Art of the Trade War
#TradeWar
The Art of the Trade War
Trade wars are like awkward family feuds, but instead of yelling at Thanksgiving dinner, politicians slap each other with tariffs like they're in a passive-aggressive game of economic dodgeball. One country raises steel tariffs, another retaliates with a cheese embargo, and suddenly world leaders are arguing over dairy like it's a geopolitical episode of MasterChef. Meanwhile, politicians give dramatic speeches about "protecting national interests," which loosely translates to, "We have no idea what we’re doing, but it sounds patriotic." In the end, nobody wins—except maybe smugglers and black market avocado dealers.
GOLD RUSH: Prices Soar to New High as Investors Flee Trade War Uncertainty
- Thursday, 17 April 2025

Gold prices have reached a new high, jumping to $3,357.40 per ounce, as investors worry about the impact of the US-China trade war on the economy. The increase follows comments from Federal Reserve chair Jerome Powell that President Trump’s tariff policies could lead to slower growth, higher prices, and increased unemployment risks. Analysts say gold is in "full lifeboat mode" as investors seek safe haven assets during times of economic uncertainty.