#TradeWar
The Art of the Trade War
#TradeWar
The Art of the Trade War
Trade wars are like awkward family feuds, but instead of yelling at Thanksgiving dinner, politicians slap each other with tariffs like they're in a passive-aggressive game of economic dodgeball. One country raises steel tariffs, another retaliates with a cheese embargo, and suddenly world leaders are arguing over dairy like it's a geopolitical episode of MasterChef. Meanwhile, politicians give dramatic speeches about "protecting national interests," which loosely translates to, "We have no idea what we’re doing, but it sounds patriotic." In the end, nobody wins—except maybe smugglers and black market avocado dealers.
Canada Warns: 'Nobody Is Safe' from Trump's Tariffs
- Thursday, 13 March 2025

Canadian Foreign Minister Mélanie Joly warned that "nobody is safe" from Donald Trump’s tariffs, citing his imposition of 25% tariffs on steel and aluminum imports. She criticized Trump for leveling "unjustifiable" tariffs against Canada and trying to use economic coercion to annex the country. Joly also criticized Trump's changing justifications for the tariffs and threatened further measures.