#crime
Lawmakers, Lawbreakers
#crime
Lawmakers, Lawbreakers
When politicians get caught committing crimes, it's like watching a toddler deny eating chocolate with their entire face smeared in it. There they are, standing in front of a podium, sweat glistening under the lights, swearing they “had no idea” that embezzling millions and hiding it in a fake charity called “Save the Puppies Foundation” was wrong. Their excuse? “I was hacked,” “It’s a smear campaign,” or the classic, “This is all news to me,” as if their signature didn’t appear on every shady document like a kid writing their name on the wall with permanent marker. And yet, despite overwhelming evidence, they strut back into office like nothing happened—because in politics, apparently, crime pays... and also gets you a book deal and a Netflix docuseries.
Florida Churchgoer Arrested for $570K Embezzlement as 'Financial Secretary' Pocketed Church Funds
- Tuesday, 15 April 2025
Melissa Ganey English, 44, was arrested for allegedly embezzling over $570,000 from the Amelia Baptist Church in Florida between 2019 and 2024. She served as the church's financial secretary for 11 years before her actions were discovered by new members of the church's financial committee who noticed discrepancies in the records. English admitted to "wrongdoing" and spending $300,000 of the church's money, leading to her firing.