#crime
Lawmakers, Lawbreakers
#crime
Lawmakers, Lawbreakers
When politicians get caught committing crimes, it's like watching a toddler deny eating chocolate with their entire face smeared in it. There they are, standing in front of a podium, sweat glistening under the lights, swearing they “had no idea” that embezzling millions and hiding it in a fake charity called “Save the Puppies Foundation” was wrong. Their excuse? “I was hacked,” “It’s a smear campaign,” or the classic, “This is all news to me,” as if their signature didn’t appear on every shady document like a kid writing their name on the wall with permanent marker. And yet, despite overwhelming evidence, they strut back into office like nothing happened—because in politics, apparently, crime pays... and also gets you a book deal and a Netflix docuseries.
Third Time's Charm? Albanian Drug Dealer Caught Again, Heads Back to Deportation
- Tuesday, 15 April 2025
Ronaldo Zani, a 26-year-old Albanian drug dealer, is set to be deported for a third time after repeatedly sneaking back into Britain despite twice being deported. He was first deported in 2019 after being caught peddling cocaine, but returned months later and continued selling drugs to pay off a £15,000 debt to the people smuggling gang that helped him re-enter the country. Zani was deported again in May 2021 after serving three years in jail, but was once more caught by police on February 13, this time with £1,935 cash and 24.75g of cocaine, worth up to £2,500.
