#economy
When Governments Play Monopoly Without the Rules
#economy
When Governments Play Monopoly Without the Rules
Ah, the economy—where the government treats it like a game of Monopoly, but instead of actually trying to win, they just keep flipping the board and making new rules as they go. They’ll pass out "stimulus checks" like Community Chest cards, but somehow, you still can’t afford the rent on Park Place. Inflation rolls the dice and suddenly everything costs twice as much, but they assure us, "It's totally fine, just trust the process!" Meanwhile, the central bank is busy printing money like it's free parking, while everyone else wonders when the game will end—preferably without everyone going bankrupt. And when the economy goes off the rails? They just throw out a bailout like it’s a "get out of jail free" card. It’s like watching someone who’s never read the rules try to run the game, and somehow, they’re still convinced they’re winning.
LA County Faces Financial Crisis: Sex Abuse Settlement Costs Twice as Much as Devastating Wildfires
- Tuesday, 15 April 2025
Los Angeles County is facing a financial crisis due to a sex abuse settlement that will cost $4 billion, twice as much as the $2 billion spent on damages from devastating wildfires that killed 30 people and destroyed thousands of homes. The county's budget recommendation includes massive cuts to pay for the unprecedented financial challenges, with nearly 7,000 claims of sexual abuse in juvenile facilities since 1959 being settled.
