#pollster
The Oracle of Uncertain Outcomes
#pollster
The Oracle of Uncertain Outcomes
Pollsters are like modern-day fortune tellers, except instead of crystal balls, they have clipboards, phone surveys, and the uncanny ability to call you right as you're sitting down to eat. They’ll ask you who you’re voting for, how strongly you feel about it, and whether you identify more with a baked potato or a side of coleslaw on the political spectrum. Then, armed with this sacred data, they confidently predict outcomes that are only slightly more accurate than your aunt’s horoscope. But hey, if nothing else, pollsters are the only people who can make a 3% margin of error sound like a badge of honor.
FARAGE FURY: Reform Leader Ties with Starmer as Next PM, Poll Reveals
- Sunday, 20 April 2025
According to a poll by More in Common, Nigel Farage is as likely as Sir Keir Starmer to become the next Prime Minister after the next election, with both receiving 13% of the vote. The survey also found that Reform UK has pushed the Conservatives into third place, and voters are split between various Conservative leaders for who they think will be PM in four years, with 5% backing Kemi Badenoch.
